What is Marketing?
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> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
> You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
> That's Direct Marketing
>
> You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
> One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very
> rich. Marry him."
> That's Advertising.
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
> You go up to her and get her telephone number.
> The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
> That's Telemarketing.
>
> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
> You get up and straighten your tie;
> You walk up to her and pour her a drink.
> You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
> ride,
> and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
> That's Public Relations.
>
> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
> She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...?"
> That's Brand Recognition.
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
> You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
> She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
> That's Customer Feedback.


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